Mart is the first one talking:
For years I have been trying in vain to get her to give me the correct answer to that simplest of all weights and measures problems: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Nobody could answer that question, Honey put in. There probably are no such things as pickled peppers and if there were theyd probably vary in size.
You use pickled peppers when you make chili sauce, dont you, Maria? Brian put in.
Dried chili peppers, she said. But one can easily pickle peppers by putting them sliced with onions and garlic in a crock and covering all with a brine of vinegar and salt.
That proves my point, Honey said quickly. Before you could answer Marts problem youd have to know how many slices make a whole pepper. And thats impossible.
Besides, Di added,
Mart was almost hysterical with laughter. You girls grow pickled brains, he finally got out. The answer to my question is quite simple. In two words-one peck.
Trixie glared at him. Oh, for Petes sake!
Mart groaned. Are you referring to Pete Piper? If so, Id rather not hear any more about him. He turned to Jim. In fact, if anyone mentions the name Pete in my presence I shall lie on the floor and scream.
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